Shadarus
"What's this got to do with my knob?"
I SWEAR that is the line here!!! Some things just don't NEED our help, do they?

GlitterRock
Christ, did someone bury that thing in the Pet Semetary or sumthin'?

Indomitus
Like I wanted to look at Angela's nasty pussy.

TheDiva
Whoa, did Neil Gaiman write this?

GlitterRock
"And now, to show the level of my powers of prestigiditation, I shall magically wisk said object ... all the way to the Best Week Ever gallery -- ABRACADABRA!"

Shadarus
He's sad because his Jesus-fish needs more Viagra.

Shadarus
Alan Rickman IS Severus Snape IN drag IN Knockturn Alley!!!

CaptainSmooth
Daylight
Evocation [Light]
Level: _______Brd 3, Clr 3, Drd 3, Pal 3, Sor/Wiz 3
Components: _______V, S
Casting Time: _______1 standard action

Mattteus
DANGER!
UNEXPLAINED
CRAP

gleeb
"Nice beaver."

GlitterRock
He... he's looking right at Mrs. Lovett's meat pie, isn't he?

GlitterRock
"You thucked Mithter Peabody's cock?"

JohnSteed
The floral print chair drained his heterosexuality.

GlitterRock
SALT VAMPIRE!

Shadarus
...and I dip, you dip, we dip!

Melwick
Can you really teach rabbits to fetch books for you?

Zee
"Perhaps this is the magic book you need, Anya? Mwa ha ha ha ha!"

gleeb
Mmm, mushrooms.