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Diana Luna
Who's the man who's a love machine to all the ladies? Quark!




RodRocket
"Double your pleasure.... Double your fun..... Double the price."




GlitterRock
"That's right, Cappers -- it's all about the Benjamins!"




TheDiva
Even "Doctor Who" rejected these effects as being too cheap.




rickubis
Whoever did this to my Tupperware will pay.




LauraPowers85
"Dude, here's an Altoid. Make it your new best friend."




Zee
"Oh dear sweet Jesus God, the water coolers are taking over!"




Indomitus
Shorts so tight you can tell what color her panties are.




eber3
(insert lesbian joke here.)
(insert lesbian fingers over there.)
(produce said fingers for my tasting pleasure.)




Zee
Jew-gasm!




Mattteus
Smarg: portemanteau word created from 'smarm' and 'smug' (see illustration, plates 875 & 897)
See also SHATNER, H.A.R.M., KALGON/DIABOLIK




TheDiva
No wonder liberals run Hollywood--conservatives make LOUSY movies!




Halfreck
She's wearing black so...she's the devil's whore.




CaptainSmooth
"Maybe I'm the devil, and this is hell. Or maybe I'm just an insane maniac and this is inside of your mom's vagina. You be the judge."




cajunmagic
Funny, she doesn't look like a foo. Why is he taking pity on her?




Scarecrows Brain
"Dear Heavenly Father, by your gracious mercy, please pity these foo's. Amen."



Shadarus
That's actually a pretty artistic pose she's got going on there... it's like "Jazz Hands Nouveau" or something.



cajunmagic
Glenn Close IS Kyra Sedgwick AS Meredith Baxter IN "The Betty Broderick Story".





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