daupstart
He's commiting vermicide.

Zee
Dammit, if they made this movie a few years earlier I could've fulfilled my dream of seeing Geri Halliwell as an anthropomorphic rat.

Zee
"Hang on a second, who the fuck are you? Where's Jim?"

Zee
Look at the cow's eyes, she's been taken over by that black goo from The X Files!

JMShearer
Looks like Animal's thinking about having a cow.

daupstart
Ever since Animal switched to crack, he hasn't been the same. Kermit sympathizes with a heavy heart.

LauraPowers85
"Man... is this oak? God damn this house is fine!"

LauraPowers85
Oh, gimme a bowl of Cap'n Alphabet Loop Charm Krispies.

JMShearer
The prize in his cereal box is a kids' jumprope handle?

AlexGariepy
S T F U Cereal.

GlitterRock
M Y
N A M E
I S
T O M
R I D D L E.

P A S S
T H E
M I L K
P L E A S E.

Zee
Cumming
On
Various
Naive,
Energetic
Teenagers

Zee
Bearrested Development

daupstart
"Hey! Don Knotts! Can I have your autograph?!"
"Buddy, take a gander. I'm stuck as Mr. Limpet! How the fuk am I supposed to sign an autograph with fins, you hook-penis nosed freak?!!"
[glaring at Gonzo with one bulging eye, the other closed]

Zee
They met online in the Bear section of a gay dating site.

LauraPowers85
Ouch! Somebody broke his nose! How will he ever procreate?

Diana Luna
A James Bond muppet? Still better than Daniel Craig!

gleeb
Guy Smiley gets hepatitis.