TheDiva
"And Rice-a-Roni refuses to release me unless the following demands are met..."

gleeb
"Just take the morning glory seeds and sprinkle them on your maypo, and man, by the time you get to geography class, your head will juts sort of drift away."

AlexGariepy
"This trick deck saved my life, and gave me several hundred dollars in illegal gambling!"

AntiHero
Free tarot card in every box when you buy OUIJ-Os!

jackrouters
A little known fact, but the southern Shake-N-Bake girl ("An ah hayulpt!") was at least 115% as annoying as Hallie Eisenberg from the Pepsi ads.

RodRocket
"I got the Osama Bin Laden trading card in MY Flax Chex!"

AlexGariepy
Heeheehee, *cocks* in 10 seconds...

TheDiva
Yeah, who wouldn't want to buy breakfast cereal from the same people who make dog food?

meqal
Some people get too literal when it comes to spooning.

daupstart
"Hi there, boys & girls! Welcome to Spoony the Spoon's Freebase Hour!... "

Mattteus
If anthropomorphised spoons don't make you wanna buy Chex then something's wrong with you!

Nyssa23
At least it died with a smile on its face.

TheDiva
M. Night Henson presents...

Zee
"Well, I guess I can find a place for you in the kitchen with the house elves. Welcome to Hogwarts."

SweetHeart666
Jim Henson's The Mighty Boosh

YibbleGuy
"Must I sacrifice my son, Lord?"
"Yea, verily, F. Murray Abraham. Take thy son, F. Murray Issac, and ...."

gleeb
Abraham as Abraham.

LauraPowers85
He is Spiderrat.