Zee
"Oooooo, I'm Mad Eye Moody! I hates dem Deatheaters!"
"Um, thank you, Mr. Connolley, but we're going with Brendan Gleason."
"Aw, fuck every last one of ya to hell!" *storms out*

Zee
...in Muppet Son of Artpig

TheDiva
No fair, there wasn't a hook-nosed purple thing or a talking rat in "Treasure Island"!

CaptainSmooth
Have you actually read "Treasure Island", Diva?

Mattteus
Has anyone actually read Treasure Island?

Indomitus
I think Robert Louis Stevenson might have read it.

Zee
"You've got the blow-job cheeks!"
.oO(...Blow job cheeks?)

cajunmagic
And they replaced Howard Hesseman on Head of the Class with this?

TheDiva
Hey, the New England Patriots!

Mattteus
The lost episode of The Drew Carey Show.

Shadarus
Is he... levitating???

cajunmagic
Yeah. Too much curry. WHAT?!

JMShearer
"I'll bust a cap in ya!"

Melwick
When did they have a monster in Robert L Stevenson's book?

daupstart
.... And you awake from your coma to this...

Shadarus
Even Muppets have problems with receeding hairlines?

TheDiva
...I'll have to check, but I'm pretty sure they didn't have drum kits in the 17th century. Or saxaphones.

Zee
"This is going to rub up my prostate gland in the most wonderful way..."