Indomitus
"Prehistoric NERRRRRRRRRDS!!!"

Mattteus
Hey, I've seen his profile on Bear411!

SweetHeart666
Witness the rare Valley Cavegirl...

Mattteus
You want snoo-snoo?

GlitterRock
The scary thing? That Twinkie was still good One Zillion Years later!

Mattteus
Falsies?! thought those weren't even invented yet!

TheDiva
The Private Life of Jim Henson

SweetHeart666
Captain Caveman, OB-GYN

Indomitus
Before home video, they had to draw the Pam Anderson sex tapes in the sand.

TheDiva
"It's my latest invention. I call it pornography."

Mattteus
OK, back then their diet didn't allow them to gain much weight. Wouldn't the defining characteristic between men and women be the penis and vagina and not DD-breasts?

GlitterRock
"Next time on 'Nick & Jessica - Cave Newlyweds'!"

BlakHat1
"Ugg, your fly is open."

TheSpaceToast
"Remember, its vision is based on comedic subtlety...."

GlitterRock
Brian Blessed's beard slowly consumed her, until she was no more!

Shadarus
Forget Cedric Diggory and Harry Potter... Cho Chang's secretly seeing HAGRID!!! I'm not sure whether to worry about her safety... or applaud!

GlitterRock
Um... considering some of the men you hook up with later in your career, Shelley, count yourself thankful, take Ringo, and just go.

ArchHallJr
"Just what did you mean by 'nice beaver'?"
"Your head band is beaver, right?"
"Oh sorry, I thought . . ."
"I know what you thought but I'm fucking Barbara Bach for fuck's sake. Don't flatter yourself."