RodRocket
NOW
SURVIVOR: NORTH POLE

gleeb
*attempte to hold down a chord; strings cut through his snow-fingers*

RodRocket
"Look! Gold Kryptonite! Now we can REALLY fuck up Superman!"

Mattteus
It's freezing, we got no food and the kids are crying. Thanks Santa, thanks for this totally worthless lump of gold!

gleeb
Starting with this stake, he eventually leveraged his way into a controlling interest in Diamond brand walnuts, and the good life.

SweetHeart666
"o/ Now I ain't sayin' she a golddigga, but she ain't messin' wit no broke n***a... o/"

Shadarus
Little Clown Iron Maiden... yeah, I could see that...

WaffleKing
You can really see the German Expressionist influences on this production.
There's a little Dr. Caligari, a little Nosferatu, a little My Fair Lady, a little Care Bears Meet Abbot and Costello, a little of my butt...

rickubis
o/~ We are misfit toys, sentenced here because....we killed all those little kids on orders from the Claus. o/~

RodRocket
"No one wants a dolly with Irritable Bowel Syndrome...."

gleeb
"Nobody wants a dolly with tuberculosis."

YibbleGuy
"Why am I a Misfit Toy? Well, mainly because I have cholera."

TheCarolingDiva
An elephant with chicken pox? What child wouldn't want it?

gleeb
"Are you sure those leeches were a good idea? I feel kinda woozy…"

Mattteus
I thought this was Criminal Minds.

YibbleGuy
Guys, I think we've hit a whole new level of "unspeakable" ....

TheCarolingDiva
Yeah, I think we've moved right on into "unholy" here...

Shadarus
Hagrid, Prongs, Draco??? These fanfic writers are getting bored!