PrezGAR
o/` Gonna paint your wagon,
Gonna paint it good.
We ain't braggin,
We're gonna coat that wood. o/`

Shadarus
Why does the set of doors in the background have little push-down bars like the ones in the mall??? And why is there a whole shelf of Canopic Jars back there?

gleeb
"He was a lousy toymaker, but beheading? What have I done?"

Mattteus
Ewww his nose is engorging!

Mattteus
So the reindeer are like Menudo, as soon as one gets too old they kick 'em out and look for a new younger one.

RodRocket
So, where's Ben Affleck?

gleeb
Meanwhile, at the National Creepy Portrait Gallery…

GlitterBellRock
"I do not want to command the North Pole. But if it should befall me, I suggest that you remember that my operatives would avenge my death… and some of them… are Vulcans."

crazyredheadedchick
"Heeeeyyyyy Macarena!"

JMShearer
Patrick Stewart IS Santa!

PrezGAR
So, Santa, what's been the least popular present the past few years?
[Patrick Stewart] "The N-Gage." [/Patrick Stewart]

Mattteus
JMS going in for the goal and OOOH nice assist by Prez!

Coakley
So, Rudolph's nose has hypnotic powers? Score!

ChaosWolf1982
Thank got he's not facing away from the camera. I am NOT going to stare at reindeer batch.

gleeb
"Of course I found you! I got my deerstalker on!"

Shadarus
*children sobbing* "Mommy, why is Daddy flying away?"
"No, Rudoph, wait, I can EXPLAIN!!!"

jammer427
"We've got to keep going! Blitzen put a Viridium patch on me. Once we clear the shield, Santa will be able to locate us."

TheDiva
Anyone need an insuiln shot?