TheDiva
Bring chocolate. Lots of it.

LadyLoxley
As long as the meat's cooked all the way through, and there's no garlic, I'm happy.

Zee
Yo, baby, wanna get served?

TheSpaceToast
Apples, grapes, pears, melons...

cajunmagic
"And da ladies of da billage, dey touch my penis (pronounced pen iss)."

TheSpaceToast
Kingdom: Geek
Phylum: Con-goer
Class: Goth
Order: "Mincing" Goth

jammer427
Another lucky winner on "Who's In My Mouth".

YibbleGuy
Don't get me wrong--I support any and all orientations and lifestyles as long as they involve consenting adults ... but it's just disturbing when a *guy* looks THAT much like Susan Sontag.

RodRocket
God, please tell me he isn't wearing eyeliner and lip gloss....

Mattteus
read Tony's Beard.

BlakHat1
"No Hunny, I'm not fooling around. Just romance. Luv ya. Bye."

TheSpaceToast
Oxygen: For Intelligent Women

Mattteus
I'm going to miss waking up with your arm around me *sniff*

YibbleGuy
John Milner was killed by a drunk driver in December 1964.
Terry Fields was reported missing in action near An Loc in December 1965.
Steve Bolander is an insurance agent in Modesto, California.
The other three guys fuck rich old ladies for money.

GlitTurkeyRock
Because when you think of romance, you think of Fred Willard.

RodRocket
What? Is someone handing out chocolate covered orgasms?

Mattteus
oO(damn! my blind date is the Poser Mobile hoochie!)

Indomitus
Trust me, you'll know when I'm in.