Zee
"Oook ook oook!"

TheMaskedDiva
Someday I want to see a female-directed horror movie where all the men run around dark corridors in nothing but Speedos.

Indomitus
"Whoa! No nipple, lady. What do you think this is, Porch Swings?"

Zee
Zeppo Brando

Mattteus
oO(am I being followed by a white Wayne Brady?)

TheMaskedDiva
Archaeologists uncovered captions from the 12th century this week...

Zee
If Hammer Studios had made Single White Female.

Indomitus
Red-hot ambivalence leaps off the screen!

Indomitus
See guys? Bo Derek can be un-sexy too.

SweetHeart666
See guys? Linda Evans can be un-sexy too.

GlitTerrorRock
See guys? MirandaRamsey can be sexy too.

ChaosWolf1982
Not without enough Vodka to bankrupt Russia, Glitter.

Mattteus
Vampires can be killed by welfare butter?

SweetHeart666
Vampires can be killed by a Hershey's Pot-Of-Gold Candy bar, too.

Indomitus
Death by Toblerone.

Mattteus
Circle, circle, dot, dot... my doctor gave me a cootie shot!

Indomitus
Boy, they're really getting their money's worth out of those 75-cent vampire teeth, aren't they?

daupstart
Ice-cold decaying undead-on-undead action!