Indomitus
He's got perky little man-boobies.

Dita DuPave
His chest reminds me of Jessica Lange's prosthetic chest when she was in Titus. :

TheDiva
I don't care how toned your body is, smarm is NOT sexy.

GlitterRock
His... his boobs are staring at me.

Indomitus
I'm curious... Why the chess pieces? Why not giant Stratego pieces? Or huge Risk tokens? Maybe a massive Monopoly thimble, and that little dog?
I call dibs on the race car!

GlitterRock
I heard the Mr. Nigaragua Pageant will have a set that looks like a giant Mousetrap game!

Dita DuPave
Justin Whalin hit the 'roids!

TheDiva
I thought it wasn't possible to have a six-pack and love handles at the same time, but...

Zee
Tonight on 'Plastic Surgery's Greatest Blunders'...
"Hey, Paul, can we get another desk lamp on her tits?"

TheSpaceToast
"I thought I'd be the only one here who'd gotten a boob job!"
*audience laughter*

Gray Zombie
Eh, whatthefuckever.

GlitterRock
Dr. Joyce Hermanos

Indomitus
They may as well just flash up on screen in big red letters that "THIS SHOW IS NOT GAY, DAMMIT!"

Zee
"What has two thumbs and loves rim jobs?"

Indomitus
Naked men and half-naked women? The only people who haven't turned the TV off at this point are bisexual, I would guess.