AntiHero
...better known on MXC as Pat "Heylookatmycrotch" Sanders

daupstart
"... and Upstart over there. I expect their asses to be kicked everyday to show them they're welcome."

JohnSteed
Wait a minute, that's not Denis Leary!

gleeb
"So, you didn't listen to the safety announcement. 'No," you said, 'They never lose cabin pressure.' Well, save yourself now, Mr Smartypants!"

RonnieDobbs
In the final plummet toward a fiery and unsurvivable crash, please pay scrupulous attention to your appearance. Donning a breathing apparatus does not give you permission to be a slob. Remember, you are our "front-line" for making a good impression on the customer.

TheDiva
...That's it, no more ultra-garlic bread before bedtime.

SweetHeart666
"You gon' tussle wit me, Beeotch?"

GlitterRock
The Japanese-Ron Weasley, ladies and gentlemen.

SweetHeart666
"You're speaking too much English! Speak Tokyoian!"

gleeb
"I never watched Zoom! Damn you and your "ubba-dubba" nonsense!"

Gray Zombie
Well, read the God Damn subtitles, Bitch.
"Gray, can you be a little bit more polite to her?"
Ok. Will you please read the God Damn subtitles, Bitch.
"That's better"

JohnSteed
Well, stop buying Chinatown bootlegs that do rush jobs on the translation!

DiscoBoy
What part of "fascist lesbian punishment dominatrix orgy" don't you understand?

RonnieDobbs
"I hope your membership in the Itty-Bitty-Titty-Committee turns out to be a rewarding experience."

AlexGariepy
(monotone) "Good morning Mrs. Lacktits."