Dita DuPave
"It makes milk somewhere in there..."

TheDiva
Lemme guess, you didn't invest well during your career, right?

AntiHero
"(BEEP)"

GlitterRock
It was right about the time that Burl Ives confessed to killing all those prostitutes that the priest quit the faith!

Diana Luna
Santa Claus is a Catholic?

GlitterRock
Sure, he can edit a movie -- yet he STILL doesn't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs!

GlitterRock
In tonight's episode of The Nancy Drew Mysteries, Nancy goes undercover as an Amsterdam window-prostitute in order to bust a stolen-car ring.

AlexGariepy
Seeeeeee myyyy... breasts, see my breasts, see them dangling off my chest...

RodRocket
o/` Pert and perky, with hard nipples,
that are better than the rest! o/`

SweetHeart666
"Feast your eyes on my good stuff, STEEL MILL!"

AlexGariepy
"It was like making love to a block of wood..."

TheDiva
GAAAH! Someone send Matt Stone back to the "Baseketball" gallery!

GlitterRock
Hm. The "Money For Nothing" video looks drab when you're not hopped up on acid.

GlitterRock
Kinickie and Rizzo .... 30 years later.

RodRocket
"Wanna buy a box of Slut Scout cookies, mister?"