GlitterRock
"Damn! I forgot to put a second coat of wax on McFly's car!"

Coakley
"Dear Diary, I dreamed I was in the Kitchen of Tomorrow..."

jammer427
"Someone had a rough Purim!"

gleeb
I didn't know HP Lovecraft had a drag persona.

jammer427
"Fly Quantas!" *wink*

GlitterRock
Koala, won't you?

SweetHeart666
KOALA BATCH!!!!

JMShearer
If that's seriously the koala's ass, I'm going to be sick.

GlitterRock
... must resist..... be strong..... nooooooo......
"What are you going to do? Arrest me for smoking?"
I'm so ashamed

ChaosWolf1982
Nothing more educational for children than staring at a koala's dangly-bits.

Indomitus
(Geoffrey Holder voice) "And dese... are Un-Koala Nuts. HAHAHAHAHAHA..."

TheSpaceToast
Remember everyone: Keep your center of gravity directly over your feet, whether moving forward or not at all.

GlitterRock
"Bill... eviction notice... bill... AOL diskette... bill.... Penthouse Forum subscription-renewal... bill... "

Diana Luna
I don't want to know what that thing is!

Dita DuPave
Just keep calm and say to yourself that it's a warped clay figure.