Zee
"I will Morton Downey, Jr, all over your ass, young lady!"

Dita DuPave
"I'll also go Jerry Orbach too!"

TheDiva
"And I'll throw in a side of Ricardo Montalban for good measure!"

Indomitus
"And just wait till I get going with the Bruce McGill."

Cyberbeast
"Oh yeah, Well I'll Markie Post your ass from here to next Sunday pal!"

LauraPowers85
So, you're saying I shouldn't microwave my tape deck?

daupstart
"Hey, you see the sign in front that says 'Lou's Bar'?... Well I'm fukin Lou."

GlitterRock
Well... Barbossa had to find a way to make ends meet after the whole Black Pearl-thing fizzled out.

LauraPowers85
"Riders... 30 leagues west... Rohirrim, I think."
"Stop it David Duchovny. Your day in the sun is over and nothing can change that."

Zee
Mason Verger: Neck Hula-Hoop Enthusiast

Zee
George Hamilton busts a rhyme

Zee
"Excuse me, my storm window and I would like to get through."

Cyberbeast
It's Hank's father from "King of the Hill"!

gleeb
Slowly, he reached for his holstered sugar packets…

daupstart
"Fire ants! NOOO!!"