TheDiva
EXCLUSIVE! TREEBEARD CAUGHT IN SEXUAL HARASSMENT SCANDAL!

GodoHell
ACCUSES POLICE OF ENT-TRAPMENT!

[OW!]

Mattteus
Ooh the reverse cowgirl!

GlitterRock
Quit being so dramatic. It's just a holiday picture from Zee, how bad could it be?

TheDiva
It is impossible to tell him, Cinderella's Prince Charming, Prince Philip, and Prince Eric apart without the most sensitive of instruments.

TheDiva
Sheesh, most girls I know would be thrilled to get an offer of oral from a hot guy...

Zee
Please, Diva, introduce me to some of your friends!

TheLurker
I wouldn't even care if he were hot! Even if he had the ugliest face in the world... well, if he could do it well, he'd be mine!

ChaosWolf1982
Lurker's got a point, I mean, if he's good down there, looks don't matter... I mean, it may have lips, but it ain't got eyes.

JMShearer
*sniffs her head, turns around, and delivers a fatal mule-kick*

Zee
This proves she's the heir to rich parents, she's passed out after shooting a sex tape!

GlitterRock
"The rabbit... PEED in my eyes!!"

TheSpaceToast
"Destroy the demon outsider."

KKDW
Oh come on, since when did grey and red squirrels get along?

eber3
Since the black ones moved into the neighborhood.

You did not go there. Yes, yes I did.

GlitterRock
*rips open top*
*seven sets of dwarf beads get thrown at her*

TheLurker
Huh, all the raccoons do around my house is eat the garbage. Maybe if I was pure of heart and had a really good singing voice, they'd clean my room.

...damn you, Disney.

SweetHeart666
"You all can kiss my deer-ass! I ain't washing SHIT!!!"