TheDiva
"Oh great, I'm NEVER getting up now!"

enigk
Never start a land war in Gumbasia

Dita DuPave
That's how dyslexic people write Coakley.

enigk
"Dammit, Pokey!!!"

TheDiva
*Terminator 2 music*

zoom98
*rolls dice*
A three! Grey circle, Lose 1 Turn.
*pouts*

Halfreck
Those Hershey's kisses are way too flat chested for me.

enigk
.oO(Ok, Gumby, you've killed another hooker...they'd definitely find her in the tea cup...we need a dump site...think think think...)

TheSpaceToast
"Kill your parents, Gumpy!"

TheSpaceToast
Ooh. Longbow backfired.

Mattteus
We're your testes, please wear an athletic cup when you play sports!

ithurtswhenidothat
Is that a crack pipe???

Gray Zombie
Yo, Gumby, don't bogart the bitch

Halfreck
Right, cause that's what the world needs, two clay freaks with a horse fetish.

zoom98
New Purina Gumby Chow!

Dita DuPave
More Cowbell! A Gumby Musical Short

Mattteus
"Why are you smiling?"
"Because I know something you don't."
"What's that?"
"I'm not left handed!"

LauraPowers85
"It's me: Gumby!"
"No, don't believe him! I'm the real Gumby!"
"He's lying! Shoot him!"
"No, shoot him!"