TheLurker
Man, that first name says "porn star", but the second name says "Monty Python gag".

ChaosWolf1982
Play that name in Scrabble, and the board will spontaneously combust.

GlitterRock
Dear Lord, never let her marry Abu from "Simpsons." There'll never be a checkbook big enough for her hypenated last name!

GlitterRock
So Punky Brewster's best friend's last name is Chevy... Chevron... Cherpa...

Ah hell, just put her back in the refrigerator, and we won't have to worry about it.

TheDiva
"Come on, honey! Those are Ravenclaw colors--you know I only get turned on by Slytherin!"

Mattteus
Even the dresser is happy.

TheDiva
We've all had the fantasy where were gangbanged by the Buffalo Bills, right?....Right? Oh dear...umm, hey look, something distracting! *runs off*

ChaosWolf1982
Is that guy's mustache green?

gleeb
It will be.

cajunmagic
"That's the stuff! Now, gimme a Colombian face dance!"

Shadarus
*clicks on the PLAY icon in the top left of the screen*
I must admit... I've never seen a virtual playground quite like this one before...

JMShearer
"I demand captions for this grab, damn you!"

TheDiva
We used to have one of those things at my elementary school...I used to pretend it was a giant spiderweb and do battle with the evil beasts within.

I had such a lonely childhood...

cajunmagic
"You two, wrestle for my amusement. You two...yes you. Kiss each other. You, do the Electric Slide. You, over there, do the Froog. You, explain the concept of gleeking. You, I'm tired, read me a story, and it better the hell not have anyone named Jack in it. You, explain why Cajun had to spend $20 on the Family Guy DVD when McFarlane was just going to show it as the season finale!"

Indomitus
"We've got this TV show thing down," said Seth, "We'll just slam together a vaguely provocative storyline and a bunch of random, unrelated esoteric references. They'll never know the difference."

"Um... Mr McFarlane... There's a shark here to see you. Says he has an appointment."

Gray Zombie
My GOD, it's a boy and he's hung like a bear.
"That's the umbilicle cord, Mr. Williams."
Shit. No, don't cut it. Let him dream a little.

GlitterRock
Nah. Go with Beverly. She's got bigger boobs.

Mattteus
How'd we end up the same age?