gleeb
"OK, but can I at least eat the afterbirth? I am a baboon, you know."

AlexGariepy
"You lions make these things pretty quick, don't you?"
"We only got one minute of movie time left, what did you expect?"

AntiHero
Punctuation checked by... no one.

gleeb
I wonder which role Irons is most proud of, Klaus von Bülow or the cartoon lion?

TheDiva
Neither--the bad guy in "Dungeons and Dragons"...

Dita DuPave
Nah, he's proud of playing my English professor. Yes, I'm still going on about it.

AgentMoldy
All that work, just to produce a scar? Heck, my cat can serve one up in mere seconds!

TheDiva
What the...claws? That's not a lion print! There's a wolf on the loose somewhere!

Shadarus
Hey Glitter, quit hiding back there by the stairwell and get in the picture already!

Shadarus
It seems today
That all you see
Is pop-ups and banners
And crap on your screen

But where is that good
Old-fashioned humor
On which we used to rely?

Lucky there's a Glittery Guy
Lucky there's a man who
Posts the grabs that can do
Things that make us Cappers
Laugh and cry
He's our Glittery Guuuuyyyy!

Indomitus
"And told Seth, I said 'Seth, the show is starting to tank. You've got to take it easy with the unrelated flashbacks.' And then he fired me and replaced me with Greg Evigan."

Mattteus
Hey that's the wimpy looking kid from LazyTown!

GlitterRock
Santa: "... ... .... I also know when you want a threeway."

Cyberbeast
Santa: "Geez, no wonder you asked me for a vibrator."
Guy: "Hey!"

GlitterRock
"Ohhh... ohhh shit baby.... give it to me... ohhh don't st--AHHHHHHHHH!"
Santa: "I was just downstairs. Sooooooo .... no milk and cookies this year, huh?"
"GET THE FUCK OUT! Jerry? Jerry, tell me you din't just cum!"
".......zzzzzzzzzzzzz....."

AlexGariepy
"No, really, Lois, I was turned into a tape recorder and some pillows. For real. A wizard did it."

Shadarus
Hey, and there's Glitter AGAIN... WAAAAY on the right. *waves* Hey, Glitter, turn around! We're back here, man! Get over here before Alex drinks your JOLT from the mini-mart.

AlexGariepy
And thus the emoticon was born...