Zee
*speaks with voice of Gary Busey*

Gray Zombie
Yea, anytime I come home and find The Gingerbread Man, The Three Pigs, The Three Blind Mice, Pinochio and The Big Bad Wolf in my living room, I just know that I am totally, undeniably fucked up beyond all reason.

AlexGariepy
Every time you masterbate... someone hangs a kitty.

TheDiva
NOW maybe you'll stay off the counter!

daupstart
"[KONG! KONG! KONG! KONG!...]"

gleeb
Little old lady got mutilated
Late last night…

Zee
in "Will I Ever Write An Original Joke Again?"

Zee
This week on "Highly Overrated Celebrities"!

AntiHero
No. God no... THAT RATING LIES!

JMShearer
Just when I thought I was getting over the worst cold I've had in years, along comes this grab to bring the vomit right back up.

LauraPowers85
What the fuck is this? Seriously! Has this creature been letting her infants drop acid and take speed? She's some kind of creepy hippy earth goddess Metropolis hedgehog. Really, what the fuck!

ChaosWolf1982
After birthing the green one, she was so mangled downstairs she was rendered sterile.

Thank God for that.

JohnSteed
You know, it'd a lot easier to hide being the village bicycle of the Sonic world if you took birth control....

Zee
This is like Heavy Metal only it's not very good. Oh, wait, it's exactly like Heavy Metal.

JohnSteed
When I can't even tell who this is, your game franchise has made too many fucking fringe characters.

daupstart
Why kids shouldn't be left around your weed and crack stash...

Mattteus
... their eyes really piss me off

AntiHero
"HOLES! I MUST RAPE THEM!"