LadyLoxley
I could come up with some rather pervy for this, but I'm going to live up to my name for once

GlitterBellRock
"Christ. I go through all the trouble of getting handcuffed and memorizing a new safe word just so that Loxley can be a LADY for once!! There's my afternoon shot t'Hell!"

cajunmagic
A Halloween pumpkin, sometime around December.

daupstart
"Peace, homies."
[Walks out the door.]

TheCarolingDiva
WANTED for dressing like Austin Powers, reversing the polarity of the neutron flow, and having grandma hair without a license.

GlitterBellRock
Wow, I didn't know Aunt Mary had spent time in the hoosgow!

MrfnordTim
"His prison name is 'Woozle'?"

Diana Luna
Who knew Bea Arthur had a mugshot?

GlitterBellRock
She got it for exposing her testicles in public.

MrfnordTim
Every ethnic group has their own Matthew Waterhouse.

GlitterBellRock
"Nine months? It took NINE friggin' months to get me back here?? I could've had a fuggin' baby in that time, a-hole!"

JMShearer
Hmm, looks kinda familiar...
*puts a pair of green horn-rimmed glasses on the Master*
OK, now say "Send them the movie, Frank."

TheCarolingDiva
Only the truly evil are able to manage an eyebrow arch of that magnitude.

CrackedCosmo
Princess Leia tries to cut to the head of the Jedi chow line.

KKDW
The Master is so evil even the vegetables don't like him!

TheCarolingDiva
The Master's one weakness? Too much Nyquil!

Sidesk
Nothing's that shocking.

MrfnordTim
"I'll never agree to your plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa . . . "
"Oh, crap, she's stuck!"