GlitterRock
Rose: "You had bling? Why didn't you tell me you had bling??"

kilroy105
Whoa! Someone made the Ark of the Covenant travel sized? Damn, those Gallifrey timelords are good!!

GlitterRock
"I see all the atoms of your existence, and I divide them!"

GlitterRock
"OHNO! ROSE HAS BEEN IMMOBILIZED BY THE EARPODS! WE HAVE TO... wait a tick.... she's not wearing earpods! (snaps fingers) Rose?"
(blinks) "What? Sorry. I was thinking about string."

LadyLoxley
"Loxley's been throwing things again!"

kilroy105
"Ah... the ol' 'hidden device in the bowtie' trick! Now we're saved!"
"Not really... I needed my dice so I could wipe you out in craps! Place your bets..."

GlitterRock
"Want the triangle? I'll roshambo you for it!"

LadyLoxley
Does this new Doctor do anything but gurn and attract fangirls?

TheDiva
He looks like one of those faces where if you turn the picture upside down it makes a different face...

LadyLoxley
I caught me a Mickey!

GlitterRock
"Lemme outta here, Loxley, and I'll slip you a Mickey."

LadyLoxley
*frantically searches for a pair of scissors*

LadyLoxley

meqal
We now return to Ultron: Human Resource Manager....

Sidesk
"You called me crap, didn't you? Didn't you? That's not very nice, is it?"

Indomitus
*sound of balloons being squeezed to breaking point*

GlitterRock
There's a couple of midgets under there, pushing up.
Lucky midgets. They get to do EVERYTHING!

TheDiva
She could place small curios on those things...