kilroy105
Mortal Kombat: The Love Boat
GOPHER WINS!! FLAWLESS VICTORY!! FATALITY!!

GlitTerrorRock
any second now, a big stamp of "YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON INTER MINOR" is going on his forehead.

AgentGhouldy
Ack! Satan's Penis has jumped cap sites!

GlitTerrorRock
"And if... if I do what you say, you'll let me squeeze the Charmin?"
"Yeah, whatever. Now move that head over the covers -- and no complaining when I Whipple all over your face."

GlitTerrorRock
Yes folks, the man who designed

has won three Oscars for Costume Design.

Zee
Wow, it's almost like the Academy Awards are completely irrelevent and pointless!

Sidesk
Look! He's wearing a wig! Next thing you'll be telling me he's wearing make-up!

GlitterRock
For all you ladeez who wondered what it'd be like to get a big wet one from Barty Crouch Sr., this one's for you!

Cyberbeast
Dear Preperation H,
The warning on your packaging that reads "For External Use Only" needs to be made bigger. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Bob "Whistler" Smith

Shadarus
If and mated.

TheDiva
Funny, I thought being shocked by a Cyberman would feel less...orgasmic...

JMShearer
"So, this is what it's like to be refreshingly mint flavored!"
"It's great, isn't it? Now I've got another reason for several capper guys to want to lick me."

Melwick
What about the capper girls? Can we lick the Doc??

TheDiva
*gets in line behind Melwick*

Dita DuPave
*pushes for her space*

GlitterRock
"He's sooooo dishy.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh---"
"Rose. I can hear you."
"Bollocks! How do I do that, y'know, inner-monologue thing again?"

TheDiva
Crap, could someone tell Billie to stop Sarah Michelle Gellar-ing, please?

GlitterRock
"I am not Sarah Michelle... Gellaring...

... oh crap. She's right!"