Zee
"He's been trying to suck himself off for hours!"

GlitTerrorRock
Jo: "But -- you CAN'T have a statue as a companion, Doctor!"
"Hey, I've seen some of my companion-choices in the future. Two robot-dogs, an android shapeshifter, friggin' Bonnie Langford, and a chav? Trust me, he'll fit in perfectly. Isn't that right, Memorial Dedicated To Space Explorer Xxrf Vzpitlm?"
"... ... ... ... ..."
"See, Jo? He's even funny!"

Sidesk
Eaten too many olives.

Sidesk
"See, Vorg, I told you!"
"Yes, but nobody else has ever been sick at the sight of this jacket before!"

Indomitus
So they glued dryer lint to the sides of a bathing cap, painted it blue, and called it a costume? I guess it's farther than they've gone in the past, but still.

TheMaskedDiva
Yuck, his butt is looking at me!

Sidesk
"For you, Britischer pigdog, ze war is over!"

GlitTerrorRock
They never aired the "Love Boat" episode where it revealed Gopher was a serial rapist.....

The BitShifter
"You give these away for free, and then make all of your money selling the toner cartridges!"

Diana Luna
I'm guessing that this is Japan's favorite Doctor Who episode?

Zee
"Lots of people photocopy their butts on these. I've moved beyond that." *unzips fly, pulls meaty johnson out, slaps it on the copier*

GlitTerrorRock
The rare moment when Pertwee is the most subtlely-dressed one in the room!

Indomitus
"This is Emergency Program One..."

zoom98
Remember to have your Doctors fade and neutered.

GlitTerrorRock
"So the Doctor was... the Doctor... all... along...? No wait, that's not right."

TheSpaceToast
"...And STAY out of the Emerald City, yeh drunken sod!"

LadyLoxley
Right back atcha, punk!

YibbleGuy
There's a rare sight ... William F. Buckley, Jr. hugging a *woman*.