The BitShifter
There's a wild shootout on the corner of Bookstores and Laboratory!

Indomitus
"Hey!... What are you looking at?!? That wasn't a pick! NOT A PICK!"

GlitterRock
"... ... ... Newman!"

The BitShifter
They're being attacked by Metallica's Load album cover!

Indomitus
So they spilled grape jam on the film stock and called it a villain?

daupstart
"Doctor, look at this."
"What you got there, love?"
"A found a--"
[squeeze]
"You know I'm going to report you to Kronos for sexual harrassment, you keep squeezing my ass."

daupstart
[scared to change the channel]
"Freddy?... Are you in there?"

The BitShifter
The Friends of The Time Lord are standing by to take your PBS pledge *now*!

gleeb
"Picking up the Doctor's signal…"
"Engage the translucent, colored plexiglass!"

TheDiva
"Come on, we're Time Lords, we've GOT to have a better filing system than this!"

GlitterRock
The Crazy Goofus Face of Rassilon!

gleeb
"This is it? When does he get naked?"

GlitterRock
"And what's this called again?"
"Power of the Daleks, episode four, Director General."
"Meh. Toss it on the erase pile along with the other three episodes."

GlitterRock
This one scene in black-and-white is better than any of the episodes produced in the 1980s! Or so the Germans would lead you to believe.....

Sidesk
"But why haven't we got any of his films in colour?"

Sidesk
"Right, don't need you anymore, big nose, so clear off!"

GlitterRock
"Best memory on the set? Giving Debbie Watling a reach upskirt inside the TARDIS while waiting for the cameras to roll!"
"And your worst memory?"
"Two seconds later, when I realized that it was Frazer."

Indomitus
*whisked away to secret level*