echostation
"Psst, dude. Whatever you do, DON'T turn around. Fatty's package is showing."

TheSpaceToast
"This is the world's tiniest pipe organ, and it's playing for you."

Indomitus
"Spent shotgun shell to king's knight 4. Check."

Shadarus
A built-in chess set for the lavatory? How much bran are you EATING over there for chrissake!?!

echostation
Glen Danzig wishes his son good luck on his first day of Metal Camp...

Zee
Are they on a Metalunan space ship?

meqal
Wow! That is an impressive collection of rubber bands tied in a ball!

Indomitus
"Where the hell did you get a Palantir? And how did you tune it in to the girls' dorm?"

Dita DuPave
"Like it? Stole it from that Divinations professor."

Zee
Can you imagine the size of the vending machine that bouncy-ball came out of?

The BitShifter
"Look, Jo, you just have to nick the seven to send it over and take out the ten. I've got twenty pounds riding on this."

gleeb
Never trust Clive "Lofty" Anstruther to deal with your mutant problem.

The BitShifter
I've never had an Ohymash!

Indomitus
Oxy-cute 'em!

YibbleGuy
"Solonians? Never heard of you."
"We're in the Bible."
"In the BIBLE?"
"Sure. Haven't you ever read the apostle Paul's epistle to 'The solonians'?"

GlitterRock
"Ummm, who's that in the 'Overload' section?"
"Ron Jeremy."
"Why's that?"
"Go over there -- and find out for yourself!"

Zee
EVIL OVER-UNDER-LORDS -----}

Shockeye
"Yo Doc, you chillin?"
*they pound fists*
"I be a'ight, chillin' wit da homies over on west side, yo."