Dita DuPave
"I was once a maaaaaan, a maaaaaaan..."
"Get off me, Cobra Commander!"

GlitterRock
Part of the intricate negotiations between humanity and the Sea Devils was agreeing to give the Chief Sea Devil a piggyback ride around the naval base.

gleeb
You see, kids, when a giant tortoise loves a time-travelling alien very much…

TheDiva
"Oh, bugger..."
"Is that an invitation?"

Diana Luna
Nothing says adventurous like getting it on with a giant bird.

eber3
The Doctor receives a turtle neck.

GlitterRock
"It's a presentation-book for my underwear."
"Ooh, lovely!"

TheDiva
So, this high-tech facility has a crawl space?

Mattteus
Her vending machine sells nothing but Lucky Strikes.

GlitterRock
"Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt! It is so big. She looks like one of those Time Lords' companions..."

The BitShifter
"But then, who understands those Time Lord guys? They only let her be a companion because she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?"

Indomitus
Who's anaconda don't want none if you ain't got buns, hon.

Dita DuPave
My Gallifreyans tried to warn him, but that butt she got makes Pertwee so horny.

SweetHeart666
Soooo...she has a London face with Oakland booty, then?

Mattteus
H-YA! *breaks table in two*

GlitterRock
"God'll get you for that, George."

TheDiva
The Doctor's first experience with Boxing Day.

JMShearer
"This is Jo's box?"
"Yes."