Trin Tragula
Are you my mummy?

gleeb
The Management requests you do not empty your child onto the floor. Please use the recepticles provided. Thank you.

Indomitus
So take the kid to Taco Bell.

Zee
He reportedly came up with the idea for the script while sitting on a "tuffet", and curds and whey were heavily involved.

Indomitus
Turns out her breasts are quite patriotic.

Trin Tragula
"Are you my mammary?"

GlitterRock
All hail the Union Jack!

TheLurker
Billie's a Spice Girl? I KNEW there was something evil about her!

JMShearer
"Wait, I have breasts? How come nobody told me about these before?"

Trin Tragula
"Are you my mummy?"

SweetHeart666
Billie discovers the Glowing Penis of Tom Cruise!

GlitterRock
"A-buh-DUHHH!"

gleeb
"Wow!"
"Impressive, eh?"
"Nah, I was just trying to humor you. I've seen fiber optics before."

Trin Tragula
"Are...you...my...mummy?"

daupstart
"[GASP!] You ARE the Urotsokidoji!"
"Heh. Yeah..."

Gray Zombie
Ja'accuse my mummy?

YibbleGuy
Jack Torrance's *second* novel was about Egypt.

TheDiva
So apparently the typewriter ribbon gave out at random intervals...

TheDiva
Whoa, we've gone from "Are you my mummy?" to "Who's yo' daddy?"

Trin Tragula
"Are you my mummy?"

GlitterRock
"Easy there, Jack. Give me a couple of episodes to think about it....get excited about the idea."

TheDiva
"Yes, I'm your bloody mummy. Now will you shut the hell up about it?!"

GlitterRock
"Are you my daddy?"

TheDiva
"Are you my mummy?"
No, I'm the librarian, and before you ask, we're all checked out of Star Wars books, mmm-kay?

Indomitus
Doctor Who will return in
From Russia With Daleks

GlitterRock
ANY DUPLICATION OF THIS PAGE
WILL RESULT IN FINE, FEDERAL PROSECUTION,
AND THE WRATH OF DOCTOR WHO.

TheSpaceToast
I guess if you're a Time Lord, you don't need to worry about verb tenses.

Gray Zombie
No Zygons Were Harmed During The Making Of This Production

Trin Tragula
Are you my mummy?

gleeb
Yes, I am. Now go straight to bed and stop asking everyone that.