LadyLoxley
Damn, he spotted me!

GlitterRock
"Look Rose! Those two dogs!"
"Eww, Doctor! They're...they're..."
"Dancing."

CaptainSmooth
Great Flaming Balls! It's a great, flaming ball. And from that moment Great Flaming Balls! shall be my catchphrase.

GlitterRock
"Diva, Loxley, I'm talking to you two! Quit knicking the underwear from my trailer while I'm on set! .... I swear, I'll leave the series if you lot keep it up!"

TheDiva
It wasn't me, it was...ummm, Gray! Yeah, that's it, Gray was looking for more ceiling underwear, and...ah...hey look everyone, Billie Piper in a Union Jack bikini! *runs away*

Gray Zombie
Damn, Diva. I actually looked. Besides, the underwear is for Loxley and Diva's ceilings.

LadyLoxley
Diva talked me into it!

AgentMoldy
It's okay, girls. Glitter doesn't suspect me. I'll get us the goods.

LadyLoxley
You'll be paid handsomely for this, Moldy.

TheDiva
Let's see, blonde hair, big ears...I KNEW the Doctor and Rose had a love child stashed away somewhere!

AgentMoldy
And since Rose is only 19, and this kid is at least five...
*gasp* SWEET STATUTORY!!!

Trin Tragula
Time travel, Moldy! Time travel!

AgentMoldy
Oh, *whew*! Thanks. I feel better now. Then again, I'm not so sure that's Rose's kid. After all, this kid is a *natural* blonde. I think...

TheDiva
He's gonna Ha-Do-Ken the HELL out of this scene!

MrfnordTim
It's the love child of Joe Bob Briggs and Colin Mochrie!

Sidesk
And they really did all live happily ever after.

MrfnordTim
This has "Superhero Origin Story" written all over it!

GlitterRock
"-- and we're going to California! And we're going to Colorado!! And we're going to Texas!!! And North Dakota!!!! And then we're going to Raxacoricofallapatorius!!!!! AAAAUGHAAAAAEEEWAAAA!!!!"