TheDiva
What do they have against Charles Dance, I wonder?

Gray Zombie
Dancer's cannot enter?!? But the title of the episode is The Doctor Dances.

GlitterRock
Damn Saruman and his new "No Ents Allowed" legistation!!

Diana Luna
Jane Eyre And The Nuclear War

Zee
Sandman Mystery Theater presents: Booze is Yummy

The Secretive Bus
Ian Levine attacks Billie Piper with a board and tack.

Gray Zombie
Ok, Glitter, we'll flip to see who kisses her first. Heads, I win, Tails, you win.

TheDiva
From the looks of things, you're both going to have to hurry if you want to beat the Screengrab Spongemonkey to the punch.

daupstart
Screengrab Spongemonkey: "GODDAMMIT if I only had some lips!!..."

AgentMoldy
"All we are, is dust in the wind, dude. Dust...wind...dude..."

TheDiva
If you don't mind, I'll just insert myself here...

AgentMoldy
Nuh-uh, Diva. Leggo my Eccleston.
Actually, go ahead. I just wanted to say 'leggo my eccleston'. Why? I don't know.

TheDiva
.oO(Scientology? What the f*** was I thinking?)

GlitterRock
And there goes Vaguely-Tom Cruise now.
Don't you wish we could get rid of the REAL one as easily?

MrfnordTim
Jack reveals his true form: An egg with a toupee.

daupstart
Little House On The Prairie: The Spirits Within

TheDiva
The Miracle Worker: The Spirits Within

AgentMoldy
Okay, he's venturing a little too far into Screech territory here, and I think it's time he was stopped.