JMShearer
"This must be that 'proto-magic' I've heard that JMShearer weirdo whisper about from time to time."
"Really? What's it do?"
"Anything and everything, all at once."
"Nifty."

daupstart
"My God, Rose! You hacked up a hairball so compressed that it actually is creating a gravitational distortion in the time/space continuum!"
"I do goood?! Tee HEE HEE !"

GlitterRock
You never forget getting "the finger" from a Time Lord. They can flip you off in six dimensions simultaneously!

TheDiva
Say what you will about Captain Jack, he sure has one wicked Dance-Dance Revolution setup.

The Secretive Bus
A zebra coathanger in the top right corner there. Mmm. Well I'm just thrilled to bits by the delights this serial keeps throwing at me.

GlitterRock
"I'm just saying that, maybe, you might want a quick scrub, Glitter. It's been three months-- "
NO! Billie Piper touched me on this hand! I'll never wash it, you hear me? NEVER!!

GlitterRock
The deleted "Army-interrogation" scene from 'The Piano!'

GlitterRock
VILLAIN PROFILE: Chula Nano-Genes
AKA: "Not The Ones from Next Generation-- or Red Dwarf-- or MST3K-- or Every Other Friggin' Sci-Fi Show!"
PLUSSES: Can repair any cellular-damage in the blink of an eye...even death! Can turn you into an unstoppable alien killing machine!
MINUSES: A plot-device which has been done to death on SF-TV. Also, can really screw with your radio-reception during drive-time.
SECRET DESIRE: That no-one finds out that THEY were the ones that brought Chang Lee and Grace back from the dead in the TV-Movie. Sure, it doesn't make sense .... then again, neither did the TVM.

TheDiva
Yes, it's cheesecake, and no, you can't have any. Rationing, you know.

The Secretive Bus
"Oh don't we talk all posh like, Mr. Upper Class Poncey Prat?"

AgentMoldy
PUMAT of the three girls on Charmed -- the Rose McGowan version, not the Shannen Doherty version -- though this girl *is* awfully bitchy looking.

Sidesk
The last thing a sandwich sees.

MrfnordTim
Natalie Portman reacts as expected to a screening of Attack of the Clones.

gmask1
The Wicked Witch of the West reacts to the news that a house has just fallen on her sister.

AgentMoldy
Melissa Gilbert reacts to the news that she's still Melissa Gilbert.

Gray Zombie
Lucky bastards. They get to ride a choo choo.

MrfnordTim
Smilin' Jack Harkness.

Trin Tragula
Jack Harkness: Buggery With A Smile And A Stab.