TheDiva
Jack, don't be whipping your banana out in front of everybody...

The Secretive Bus
"Daddy! Daddy! Look what I can do with my thingy!"

Gray Zombie
Doctor: This banana smells funny....
Rose: Oh God.....Ok, let me explain....Gray's kinky.
Captain Jack: Really? Say do you think....
Rose: Sorry, Jack, Gray's kitchen door don't swing that way.

TheDiva
Never mind the banana, is Rose having an ice cream headache or what?

JMShearer
"Well, Rose, you said you wanted me to show you my banana..."
"I can't believe you just said that, Doctor!"
"Heh heh, you said 'banana'! That's cool!"

GlitterRock
"Sorry..... couldn't hear you. Had a banana in my ear."
"From the size of those, you probably got a whole fruit-salad in them."
"Ay!! Don't sass!"

gleeb
"I'm going to throw this into a crowd and watch these rationing-crazed bastards fight for it."

TheDiva
Hey, don't you be gropin' him! That's MY job!

Gray Zombie
Gray, is that you?
"Yea, I'm wearing Elvis' Jumpsuit of Invisibility Glitter bought off EBay last ye....HEY!"
Oh yea, it's you alright.

Gray Zombie
Ok, what's this, then?
"Well, Glitter asked if I'd dress up as Electra Woman and then he inserted that into....."
Nevermind.
"Would you rather see the tape?"

MrfnordTim
"Alright, now repeat after me: I liked this episode a lot. It was much better than 'Remembrance of the Daleks.' I'm going to see it again and again!"

AgentMoldy
"Grrrr! Brooke Shields take depression medication! Make Tom Cruise angry!"

The Secretive Bus
They found Tom Cruise hiding on the set. He'd been up to his old "radioactive hand" shenanigans again. Bloody fool. He could have ruined everything.

Gray Zombie
Oh yea, I'm in the mood for a British Invasion.

LadyLoxley
Yep, Rule Britannia, indeed

gleeb
Look out, Rose! The prosthesis is getting ready to cop a feel

The Secretive Bus
Little kid on the left, wearing his old Tom Baker outfit: "S'not fair! I want an Ecceyston costoom like that kid's got!"

daupstart
Resident Evil save point.