TheDiva
And he--he himself!--the Doctor carved the roast beast.

TheDiva
Once again, for our younger Cappers: this is what's called a rotary-dial phone.

GlitterRock
RIIING! RIING!
"Bloody hell! I got the Rani on my 'do-not-call-list'!"

Gray Zombie
o/~ Fuckin' Old Martian o/~

TheDiva
o/...A collector's piece indeed...o/

daupstart
Rose IS Union Jill

AlexGariepy
America's preparation for terrorism: Color-coded charts and duct tape.
Britain's preparation for terrorism: Gas masks.
I think I know who's preparing more.
(... Too soon?)

YibbleGuy
No! We just do that on the Cap-Page Board for "*unt" and "*ocksucker" ... not EVERY word that begins with "C."

TheDiva
I'm the Green Fairy...

Gray Zombie
We're havin' a drink here in front of Big Ben?
"Yea, that's right."
You're tryin' to compensate for something, aren't you?
"What? No."
That's not what some of your female Time Agents told GlitterRock and Gray Zombie.
"Oh, hahahaha, like you know The Gray Zombie and GlitterRock......do you?"
(Billie does her tongue biting thingy)

GlitterRock
"Matt. Matt, Matt, you don't even... you're glib. You don't even know what Capping is. If you start talking about capping, you have to evaluate and read the research papers on how they came up with these captions, Matt, okay? That's what I've done. Then you go and you say where's-- where's the medical test? Where's the blood test that says how much capping you're supposed to do?"

SweetHeart666
"YEAH! OH yeah, Katie! USE the teeth! Respect the HELL out of the cock baby!"

Trin Tragula
"Hey, just waaaait until these slash-fic writers get a load of me!"

LauraPowers85
Hmm... I think I'll take the other exit.

GlitterRock
Stan Laurel, railroad hobo.

Trin Tragula
"Name?"
"Doctor."
"Occupation?"
"...Bum."
"Specialist subject?"
"The 2150 Dalek invasion of Earth."
"So, Doctor, you have two minutes on the Dalek invasion of Earth, starting...now."

daupstart
"For the last time! I am NOT jumping out of this window and coming back as a crow! They DON'T carry your spirit, it doesn't work, it was just a movie, ok?.... OK?!!"
"I... I was just thinking that since it was a TV show too, it might... it might--"
"NO!"

GlitterRock
"Of course I love you. Help me get the couch up here, and I'll jump on it and prove it to you!"