YibbleGuy
Now SHE'S something *I* would do "... for England, Harry, and St. George!"

AlexGariepy
Problem with being a British super-chick, you have to deal with those nutjobs like James Bond and Austin Powers.

Indomitus
He won't send a Christmas card, either. Or cookies. Or a postcard... He never calls!! *sob*

LauraPowers85
He will, however, send a bat signal.

Gray Zombie
Lights, please. "And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the fields, keeping watch over their flocks by night. And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the lord shone round about them, and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not, for behold, I bring unto you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you this day is born in the City of Bethlehem, a Savior, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; you shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes and lying in a manger. And suddenly there was with the angel, a multitude of the heavenly host, praising God, and saying, 'Glory to God in the highest, and on Earth peace, good will toward men'". That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.

TheDiva
A Nazi zeppelin in a sci-fi/adventure series...this will end well.

TheSpaceToast
"I am the Schmook! You have freed me. Now prepare for 1000 years of -- HEY! HEY! Don't close that!"

GlitterRock
Man, someone really needs to take down their jack-o-lantern.

TheDiva
He must've borrowed Harry Potter's invisibility cloak...

Dwarfer21
The "Scowling Commoner" line of garden gnomes didn't sell very well...

GlitterRock
o/` Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Rocky.... o/`

tinaw
That's a rather tender subject, isn't it?

Gray Zombie
This is how I almost got a restraining order from Charisma Carpenter.

GlitterRock
I'd always wanted to see a nice shot of Billie Piper's tail....... but this isn't what I expected

GlitterRock
"You heard correctly. I *will* get you high tonight, and take you to your special island!"

TheDiva
I LOVE KATIE HOLMES!!!!

AlexGariepy
Hey, no fair, no taking Jessica Alba's Fantastic Four effects!

Dita DuPave
"That inflates my lips!"