Indomitus
By Britney's 7th marriage, turnout starts getting sparse.
gmask1
The reserve seat holders of the Doctor Who Club of Frolesworth eagerly discuss today's guest of honor - Junior Technician Number 3 (uncredited) from The Hand of Fear.
GlitterRock
(whisper) "I don't really care for this guest-minister, Harry."
TheLurker
"Can I get a FAAAAAN-TASTIC! here?"
Indomitus
He steps up to the pulpet... Adjusts his stance... He's pointing at the centerfield home run fence! I can't believe he's calling his shot!
SweetHeart666
"YOU get a car! YOU get a car! YOU get a car!..."
AlexGariepy
The sermon got even more bizarre when the Doc started talking about meeting with Jesus.
LauraPowers85
"Everyone gets a hand-job! You get a hand-job! You get a hand-job! You in third row, you get a hand-job!"
GlitterRock
Can you spot the graduate from the Roger Moore School of Kissing in this scene?
daupstart
Dr. Who, with special guest star Chloe Jones!
GlitterRock
VILLAIN PROFILE: The Reaper
AKA: "Not The Ones From 'Firefly!'
PLUSSES: Great special effect. Creepy-looking. It ate up the Doctor! 'Et him up, like a liquorice allsort! Ick!
MINUSES: A little bit of a ripoff of Stephen King's Langoliers. Kind of like a Chronovore, except for no noticable strings.
SECRET DESIRE: To find Blue Oyster Cult and kick their asses for ruining their reputation with "Don't Fear The Reaper."
GlitterRock
Look, that shadow! IG-88's about to strike!
RodRocket
"I see my future mother-in-law has arrived early for the wedding...."
Gray Zombie
He ate the Doctor. The Doctor is.....is.....gone..... That only means one thing....I'm in charge.
RodRocket
"Shakira? What HAPPENED to you?"
Indomitus
He's telling her about the time he lost his leg taking up collection once.
GlitterRock
"Dad! Don't nuzzle my titties with your chin! Eww!"
"Hey, I'M the one who gave up his life to save the universe--"
"Oh, fine, then!" (pushing them in his face)
GlitterRock
"So, any other relatives you wanna go visit, save their lives, and nearly destroy the universe again?"
"Shut up."