JMShearer
"You keep telling me the Cappers won't come back! But look! There they are again!"

GlitterRock
"D'you mind?? I'm tryin' t'save your universe here! So make yourself useful, and go MAKE ME A SAMMICH!"

daupstart
"Get in the kitchen and make me some pie, woman!"

gmask1
"Go to your- eh, wrong episode? oh, err... well, you'd better come to my room then..."

Zee
"That good for nothin' dog of yours got his little ass in the living room and acted a damn fool!"

TheSpaceToast
"Well, that was worth it."

Sidesk
Poor Pinkerella.

daupstart
"Hello, we're going around the neighborhood to see if you're interested in purchasing some Dragon Scout cookies and--"
"AAAIIIIEEEEEEE!!!" [SLAM!]
"OW!!..... This isn't working."

TheSpaceToast
Pop her eyes open a bit more and she's that "Runaway Bride" waste-of-skin.

daupstart
Sam Gamgee: Hobbit Attorney

Indomitus
"That's it. That's the third time today I've gone an' knocked me 'ead on that bloody black bar. You'll be gettin' a stern letter abou' this, letterbox!... Bloody thing's a menace, it is."

daupstart
So Gary Coleman and Dolly Parton DID have some Diff'rent Strokes going on from 9 to 5...

GlitterRock
Aw geez....
You two're already in a church. Just take your vows, and get a room!

daupstart
The golden Hersey Kiss.... OF THE GODS!!!

GlitterRock
"What is it?"
"Everlasting matches! David Whitaker was brilliant!"

AlexGariepy
"I have an idea! See? It's bright and yellow and everything!"

Zee
Geez, she's like a deer in the headlights! Fetch my ass paddler.

GlitterRock
"Doctor! I'm outta ammo!"
(takes gun clip, runs sonic screwdriver over it) "Here! Reloaded!"
"Bugger, that really CAN do anything, can't it?"