daupstart
"Yes, do you tattoo... yknow... penises?"

GlitterRock
"Doctor, I was just going through my bedroom in the TARDIS, and well... I found this. Who's 'Peri,' and why does she have an trophy saying 'Miss Hot Juggs, Thoros Beta, 1986?'"

TheSpaceToast
"Hang on, let me check with the squirrels. Chi-ch-chi-ch-chit-chi-chi...!"

GlitterRock
"Are you .... local?"

AlexGariepy
This may seem like nothing, but by snipping this plant, Rose sets off World War IV in the future.

daupstart
o/` Shake it like a salt shaker / Shake it like a salt shaker.. o/`
[starts shaking ass, goes down, touches floor, comes up]

TheSpaceToast
"Lord, we thank you for the mercilously brief release of 'Daredevil' in the UK..."

Indomitus
She's cute, but I'd be too afraid to receive oral from her. Mouth like a bear trap. Snap! Nah, I think I'll pass.

GlitterRock
"EIGHTY-EIGHT MILES PER HOUR!!"

Indomitus
"Hang on, my nose wants to talk to you..."

daupstart
"Smiley O'Reilly!! Leprachaun at law!!"

Zee
"Giant larvae for sale! Getcher larvae!"

daupstart
The SIMS in Hell edition

GlitterRock
Hmmm, she's somewhat Wendy Padbury-esque. I'd need to check her for her 'Satan's Claw' soul-patch to be sure.

Halfreck
Why would someone lob a flaming sofa at him?

GlitterRock
Finally!! A bride acknowledges how hideous her bridesmaids' dresses are!

gleeb
And now, Wedding Vows of the Hard-of-Hearing.

GlitterRock
Her... her DOUGH'S rising!