Sidesk
I don't think Morpheus is going to be too pleased.

daupstart
R2D2: Reloaded

Diana Luna
The aliens from Mars Attacks just killed someone.

daupstart
"It's perfectly safe. All you do is pull the lever and--"
[BZZZHHHHHZHZHZZZZZ]
"YUG YGYUGYGYGYGGYGYGYG!"
"DOCTOR!"

GlitterRock
"YOU-GOT-SERVED. BITCHES."

GlitterRock
"I-WANT-TO-GO-TO-FLOOR-500. THE-WALLS-ARE-MADE-OF-GOLD."

AlexGariepy
Stupid stairs aren't made for Daleks. Discrimination I say!
"DIS-CRI-MIN-ATE! DIS-CRI-MIN-ATE!"
Shut up...

Gray Zombie
Ah crap. Oh God. Damn it, knew this was going to happen. Billie met her. Told you guys to keep Miranda locked in the basement. Oh Hell, Billie's gonna hurl. I'm not cleaning it up.

GlitterRock
Tom Clancy's Billie Piper Cell

Diana Luna
One word: Orthodonics.

GlitterRock
o/` I saw a jelly baby stand, heard a Bannerman band,
I saw a Fendahl that winked its eye.
But I think I will have seen everything
When I see an Dalek fly! o/`

Indomitus
They let R2D2's grandpa out of the nursing home to see the new movie.

Gray Zombie
What kind of caption is that?
"Doctor, it's a classic. Won first place in the captioning contest."
'Draw-No wait, I'm clay'? No real Capper would cap something like that. 'Illustrioius One' indeed.

Gray Zombie
OH-WHAT-A-GLORIOUS-FEELING-I'M-HAPPY-AGAIN....
Well, that's pretty good.
HOLD-ON-I-WILL-DO-MY-IMPRESSION-OF-MARLON-BRANDO
Oh, ok. Let's hear it.
STELLA-YOU-WILL-BE-EXTERMINATED!
That wasn't in the......you know what, I think I'll look for a screengrab of Billie Piper doing her tongue biting thingy.
YES-IT-IS-ADORABLE-AND-YET-AROUSING.
Hey, you got a little laser gun down near the bottom of your...oh wait....oh....OH....Oh HELL no.

GlitterRock
o/` Blue Eye Crying In The Rain.... o/`

AlexGariepy
"OIL-...CAN..."

GlitterRock
Matt Murdock made-out with the Dalek on the rooftop for over an hour ... before it started raining and he saw it wasn't really Elektra.

Gray Zombie
Gettin' Jiggly wit it.