TheLurker
Run, Sylv! It's DBurns from rec.arts.drwho! FOR GOD'S SAKE, RUN!!!!!!

Trin Tragula
Gee, the Ring's really driving Bilbo mad.

AlexGariepy
Why is she putting a floppy into the ol' Commodore disk drive?

Dita DuPave
Adrienne Barbeau tricks out the speakers.

GlitTerrorRock
They're in Wolfram & Hart's White Room!

Dita DuPave
"This door leads to the set of THX-1800!"

gleeb
"Should we be out here during a supernova?"
"You're right, I'd better get a hat."

Sidesk
"You see what happened... you complained about the coat... bet you wish it was back now, don't you?"

GlitTerrorRock
"Michael Grade?? C'mere."

gleeb
Not the look you wanna see on the guy at the next urinal.

meqal
Some vibrator salesmen are extremely pushy.

meqal
Get out foul loaf of French Bread! The power of The Atkins commands you!

TheLurker
He just got back from a fangirl meeting!
(Ooh! I could pinch his cheeks!)

GlitTerrorRock
Somehow, I always knew Tristan Farnon would end up in the booby-hatch.

TheDiva
Servicing the people of Whoville since 1953!

SweetHeart666
Jackie Chan must've touched his car radio.

AlexGariepy
Geez, this has so many doctors you'd think this would've been E.R.

Sidesk
"Linda Lusardi? Are you sure?"
"Of course I'm sure!"