marinedalek
Arr, oi'd giv a bor or two for that there medal! Arrrrr!

GlitterRock
"Say.... are those medals really just gold-foil chocolate?"
"No."
"Mmmmm. I'll bet they are. Rich, creamery chocolate. Doccy love choccy."

Dita DuPave
Even the Doctor struggles with using the robotic claw and trying to get a toy out.

TheLurker
So fans yell at McGann for snogging but Pertwee can get away with it? I don't get this fandom...

Trin Tragula
She's looking at the Spearhead from Space gallery, and she just got to "I'm wearing me showers' capsk, ah gagagagaga."

Sidesk
Suddenly realising she's not coming back next year...

twetwe123
Awww, doesn't it just make you want to pick him up and give him a big cuddle?
Well, it does me. Probably because I haven't seen the shots of him in the shower. Annnnyway, *gives Doctor a big cuddle*

klutzka
oO( What was I thinking?! Maybe the shower cap was too much. Perhaps I should of insisted on a larger shower curtain?..........TAN! I should of gotten a tan!...Who am I kidding? What did I do? WHAT DID I DO??!!......arrrrrrr ) Oo

AlexGariepy
Ah crap, you mean the next chick that comes by, I'll actually have to explain everything to her? More lines! Noooo...

TheLurker
So endeth the era of short skirts, smart girls, and long stories... ushering in the era of shorter skirts, dumb girls, The Master, and Irish boys with their shirts off.
"Irish boys with their shirts off?"
Just you wait.

AlexGariepy
Well, considering she was about pregnant at the time of her departure, it would be hard to explain if she was back the next season. I mean, not without another a long 7-part series involving vampiric elven cyborgs or something.

ChaosWolf1982
Well, Alex, Dr. Who needs more vampiric elv -- aw, forget it. that's joke's been done to death.

gleeb
A cunning anagram for "Clenches hot ricer spot".

gmask1
"And in local traffic, there's been an accident in the vortex... wait, it looks like a stationary title graphic has been hit by SG-1. More details at 8."

Zee
...or "Eggs" to his friends...