Coakley
Data?
meqal
Lore?
GlitterRock
B4?
PrezGAR
A young Dr Noonian Soong after being out of the sun for three years?
TheDiva
Look, this is the best you twits can hope for, but me? I used to have a career...
GlitterRock
"I'm just asking that maybe she takes a step back is all. If I get scratched by one of those things again, I'm gonna need a tetanus shot!"
Shockeye
"I used to be one of the most famous TV characters ever. Now I'm playing second fiddle to a Wayans. Pass me the tequila."
daupstart
"Oh Kermudgeon the Fat Elven Hermit, how do we enter the cave with the dragon gaurding?"
"It's hopeless, without my whiskey, I can't think straight..."
"Mayhaps we call Justin Timberlake to strip the armor from Norda's breasts. That should distract the beast!"
NurseNoir
Worst. Legolas. Ever.
meqal
They both failed their Save Vs. Sleep With An Ugly Person roll.
daupstart
"Tweren't doin nothin, lad, we were just... uhhh... we were just..."
"Going over our battle plan against the dragon hoards."
"Yeah! The dragon hoards."
"[Where's your other horn?]"
"Me horn?! It's somewhere up... in... something..."
"It's in a safe place."
"Yeah!! A safe place, it tis, aye!"
TheDiva
Is she a very short elf, or is he a very tall dwarf?
RodRocket
"Oh, yeah??? Well, I'm Superman's pal! Top that!"
GlitterRock
He'd better score one of Norda's breastplates -- he doesn't want those sagging on him in a few years!
TheDiva
Well, I wouldn't date you if you were the last girl in Lothlorien!