GlitterRockl
"Say hello to my leetle friend!"
JohnSteed
"You going to give me that front page photo NOW, Luthor?!"
TheDiva
Well, that's one Wayans down, at least...
GlitterRock
"Someone... please... fire my agent....."
JohnSteed
Is it me, or did it always look like Thora Birch was reacting to two mob members off camera threatening to dump her into the Hudson if she didn't act in this movie?
TheDiva
All I wanted was to use my divine right to rule to force my people to accept equal rights....
Shockeye
"Bastian... Please! All you have to do is say my name!"
alexgariepy
No, that's not a golden skeletal hand coming out from behind me.
TheDiva
Oh sure, like anybody is competent to run an empire at this age...
daupstart
"This is because I'm half-dragon, isn't it?"
daupstart
"Well, shit, since no one else wants to marry my deformed dragon-claw-spined, moss-covered daughter I guess I will. On with the ceremony, padre."
GlitterRock
Oh, Joan Rivers is going to have a field-day with these two on the Red Carpet!
JohnSteed
Man, they should've hired a blue ribbon hog if they knew the performance was going to get this hammed up.
JurassicPork
"YOU... have popped your last Mylar balloon, missy!"
daupstart
"Stay away from me! I'm warning you!"
"It's the huge, golden dragon claw growing out of my spine, isn't it?"