GlitterRock
"Someone get me a bucket...." (burp)
TheDiva
You know, someday I'd like to see a cultured, sophisticated dwarf who appreciates fine wine.
klutzka
"I told you...I can't eat soup!"
daupstart
"Lord Profion is in need of 3 pounds of your best shit."
"Well, alright, man, but it's gonna cost ya."
"I said *Lord Profion* requires this!"
"And, like, so does the Prince of Persia, Czar of Russia, and President of the United States. No dough, no blow, man."
"Well, isn't there... something you can do? Hook us up, I mean? Yknow."
GlitterRock
"Thank you for your assistance, Dave Grohl."
"No prob. Hey, where's you score that lipstick? The band's got another video coming up and it'd be PERFECT for me...."
BitShifter
He's getting a hickey from Carrot Top!
TheDiva
Ah, back to the REALLY annoying characters...
JohnSteed
"Now, remember, audience, no gay sex happened in this room just now..."
RodRocket
"No, Sydney. SD6 has infiltrated the CIA deeper than you think...."
RodRocket
.o0O(What does Aragorn see in that Elf bitch that he doesn't see in me?)
TheDiva
Someone reboot the mage!
alexgariepy
Rebooting mage...
"Rrrrrr... (suddenly perky) Please state the nature of the magical emergency."
Dita DuPave
Am I almost Claire Danes?! Huh?! Huh?!
RodRocket
Step'n Fetchit IS Samwise!
"Oh, Lawdy, Massa Frodo! It dem Orcs again!"
GlitterRock
Spell: Wassup
Level: 5
Range: 5 yards/level
Components: V,S,M
Duration: 2d6 rounds
Casting Time: 6
Area of Effect: One person