PrezGAR
"Man, what were you thinking when you and your brother decided to dress up as white girls?"
TheDiva
"Hey, change the channel to the Kingdom Jousting Semi-Finals..."
GlitterRock
I didn't know Barbossa had a dragon in the crew on the Black Pearl!
TheDiva
"Nice beaver!"
"Thanks--I just had it stuffed."
klutzka
Throwing the D&D nerds a bone. The producers use the Dungeon Masters Guide in a brief cameo. Pocket protectors stiffen with excitement. Dice are thrown in jubilation. Hit point levels are raised in celebration.
JohnSteed
And now, some Olsen ass. Thank you movie....
GlitterRock
"Don't look into the lil' itty-bitty Ark, Marion!"
"Yo man, I'm MARLON not Marion!"
JohnSteed
He spent his bling bling cash on a music box?
daupstart
"I saw Janet Jackson's titty!! I saw Janet Jackson's titty!!"
TheDiva
Wow, these Altoids ARE curiously strong!
daupstart
"Then... when I was 17... I let this guy screw me up the backdoor in juvie."
"Hell, I've got a herpes rash that's driving me up a wall right now."
"Well I pick my boogers and eat them when no one is look..... Man where the hell is Wonder Woman so she can take this damn lasso back, man!!"
LadyBlackAdder
Oooh... she's got secret librarian powers!
PrezGAR
Wow, who knew being a recurring character on JAG gave you such powers?
TheDiva
Heroine who's given a severe hairstyle and glasses in a cheap attempt to cover her attractiveness...check.
GlitterRock
"I'm casting Magic Missile!"
"Why are you casting Magic Missile? There's nothing to attack here!"
"I... I'm attacking the darkness!"
(DM and players laugh)