DUNGEONS & DRAGONS CAPTIONS - PAGE THREE





GlitterRock
"One pair of underwear on the ceiling is normal. But TWO??? Our kingdom is in peril!"


TheDiva
He's a Braves fan?


The_Gray_Zombie
Meanwhile at the GlitterDome.
"No really, why can't Charisma play herself in the movie."
"Hey, she can play with herself in the movie."
"Ying, you're not helping matters here."


JohnSteed
Evil dudes have a decent honkey rink.


TheDiva
Hey, a vamp and a gramp.


JohnSteed
Let's see..... yup, she's vaguely Janeane Garofalo enough to be a JohnSteed capper crush.


TheDiva
White-bearded sage-type guy...check.


GlitterRock
"After 312 years of climbing through the biggest and most disgusting sewers in the cosmos, after three centuries of wading through those vast steamy lakes, climbing those huge squelchy mountains, after a lifetime of only dung slugs for food -- and the occasional company on those long, lonely nights -- after all that I'm going to kill the Doctor myself, with my own bare hands!"


JohnSteed
"Look, you're an old dude. You have no career left. You can afford to be in this movie. I, like, have a future and stuff!"
"It's too late. I've already cast a holding spell on you!"


TheDiva
"There's a goblin from the 'Labyrinth' gallery on my shoulder, isn't there?"


klutzka
Bald-retta


GlitterRock
"Hey, I'm evil! What can I do?"


TheLurker
"I'm an icky elf!"


TheDiva
Look, I've got bills to pay, all right?


TheLurker
Another well-developed 12-year-old must have walked by...




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