DUNGEONS & DRAGONS CAPTIONS - PAGE TWO





JohnSteed
"Take my 1200 HP? I think not..."


Dita DuPave
"Heh, I have the Flaming C*nt of Sauron in my eye now..."


Coakley
Gazpacho soup?


TheDiva
Nail polish?


Dita DuPave
Ragu sauce?


meqal
Heinz's Ketchup?


GlitterRock
Is this one of those "Legacy of Kain" animated sequences?


alexgariepy
None of the above, the viewers are just going insane and are now just seeing things in the movie.


daupstart
"Cuz I fight fo' da disaaaabbleeeee!!!"
"Whew.. Damn, HandiMan, how much have you had to drink?"


tinaw
"I'm rich, bee-yotch!"


GlitterRock
"You see that titty? You see that titty?? Now that's one great titty! That's the titty of a superstar, baybee!!"
"Jermaine, calm down. That's your SISTER, dude."


JohnSteed
"Daaaaaaamn, dragon! Stop burnin' my stash!"


daupstart
" I - I - I, I, I, I want the kniiiiifffffeee!... "


klutzka
"Wuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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uppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!"
"SHUTUP!!!"


GlitterRock
"It's not magical."
"Du-uuu-ude! He said it was a magical sword!"
"He was lying."
"But he said he never tells a lie!"
"He was lying when he said that!"
"Du-uuu-ude!"




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