meqal
But I thought we were playing Dungeons & Dragons Advanced?
Shockeye
Nahh, it's the new 3rd Edition rules.
TheDiva
A movie that manages to be even more boring than a bunch of geeks role-playing in cheap costumes.
klutzka
Will this movie be good? Let's roll the dice.
JohnSteed
Just when you thought it couldn't get any more horrifyingly dull than Eye of the Beholder...
JohnSteed
He does all his evil sorcery on the top floor of Grand Central Station
Cyberbeast
"Big deal, I have one of those too, I bought it at Spencer's Gifts."
JohnSteed
"BOOOOOOOOOOOGETY! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGETY!!!!"
Shockeye
"You are in a dark room. There is a door to the north. Water drips from the ceiling. There is a noise behind you."
Dita DuPave
"My minty flavored action figure prop is burning too much oil!"
Cyberbeast
"The most precious of all my possessions, the last green apple Jolly Rancher in the entire kingdom."
JohnSteed
I didn't know Jeremy Irons owned a Chaos Emerald.
Dita DuPave
I just like to point out that Jeremy Irons strongly resembles an English professor I had.
TheDiva
There's at least one too many fey bald guys in this movie...
Shockeye
"I stuck my tongue to the cold gate, you owe me 10 GP."