JohnSteed
"Fool! Doom doesn't need seasoning for my chicken! Doom shall prevail with natural hickory flavor!"

GlitterRock
".... and NO! I don't know why he demanded we nail a bagel on the wall! Apparently it's some weird-ass Latverian custom."

Nyssa23
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner II: Der Golem's Story

GlitterRock
oO0 I wonder how Doom would look with a kicky summer hat? 0Oo
**sound of opening mask**

Beedo
After leaving Cobra, Destro settled down with his high-school sweetheart, Mindy Paulsen, and now runs his own e-business from home.

Beedo
"My dear Commander, what do you think of my new outfit?"
"It makesss you look like a college-boy ssssisssssy. Dessstro."

Beedo
Putting Der Golem's chem in place

screaming_fist
"Nobody touches Doom and lives!"

GlitterRock
"Victor, like when you rule and stuff, could you demand that N'Sync marry me?"
"Missy, you have served Doom well. It shall be done."
"Kewl!"

JohnSteed
"I have to go, Becky. Der Golem's here and we're going to have hot monkey sex."

GlitterRock
"Golem! You've been screwing my wife! I found muddy handprints all over her!"
"Maaaaaybeee iiiit waaaaaas theeeee gardenerrrrr?"
"Well, you could be ri-- HEY!"

GlitterRock
"Ever been given a Golem titty-twister, Dad? Trust me ... don't."

Beedo
So, a golem's nailin' your wife and daughter, huh?

GlitterRock
"... and what did Dr Doom learn today, children? That ruling the world is easier using a calculator from Texas Instruments©. Have a good day, an' keep eatin' the pudding."

Beedo
Quick! Scratch out one of the letters on his forehead, and he'll stop!