Beedo
"Victor? Did ya fall in or something?"
"SILENCE! Doom is pinching one out!"

Beedo
Okay, who rubbed your chem off? Lousy, cut-price golems.....

Coakley
"Hey! Watch it!"
" Begone! DOOM thought you were Mena Suvari!"

GlitterRock
"Mother, I have lain with Der Golem and am carrying his... er... um... "
"Goleming?"
"Uh... sure, okay."

JohnSteed
"Dad, Victor is the coolest!"
"Doom attached Plutonium powered blasters to Timmy's bike! Doom shall ride around and punish fools!"

Beedo
.oO {Build this, clean that, protect the kibbutz. Some day, I'll make 'em pay.}

Nyssa23
"Awww, come on Beth, what does Der Golem have that I don't?"
*sigh* "If you have to ask, Jim, you'll *never* understand..."

Coakley
"Victor, I... hey, you ever get a feeling of deja vu!"
"DOOM WILL..."
"Rule all. Somehow I knew you'd say that."

GlitterRock
**reading**
"Doom's Grocery List: plutonium rods, Cray computer, nuclear isotopes, root beer."

GlitterRock
"Alright Victor, now here's your backpack. I made sure you have a ride home from school."
"Mrs. Stephens, Doom does not need-- "
"And I packed you an egg salad sandwich."
"... Crusts cut off?"

GlitterRock
"MoooOOOM! Victor's stoopid magic ruined my Show N Tell! He turned my fossil samples into a bowl of petunias and a rather large sperm whale."

GlitterRock
**cough cough**
"BAH! Your inferal inferior American oven has burned Doom's Buttermilk Biscuits!"

Beedo
This is where Tom realizes the cards Der Golem deals out all have threes on them, indicating they should try Riker's plan.

Beedo
"Pass DOOM the salt."
"What do we say?"
"NOW, IMPUDENT WRETCH!!!"

GlitterRock
"Golem, honey? Where are you, my Mississippi Mud pie o' love?"