Coakley
"Dr. Doom? Can you help me with my math homework?"
SILENCE! Doom is working on a time travel platform!"
"Then can your future self come back to this point and help me?"
GlitterRock
"Moby's #1? When Doom has ursurped the globe, he shall eradicate this infernal Total Request Video!"
"Carson Daly's cute."
"BAH! Daly will die! And Doom shall take Tara Reid as his queen!"
Coakley
"Victor, I need to talk to you about this cable bill..."
"Doom desires to see Emma Frost in Lace!"
"As do all of us, Victor, but still..."
Beedo
"Um, Victor, why is the cat stuck to the ceiling?"
"SILENCE, WHELP! Doom is experimenting with cyanoacrylate."
GlitterRock
*YES-MASTER?*
"Doombot 49, Doom orders you to go downstairs and attend to the chores. Thursday night is Doom's turn to wash dishes."
*BY-YOUR-COMMAND-MASTER*
Coakley
"Victor, have you been using your time platform to repeat things over and over?"
"Doom will unlock the secrets of Mena Suvari's heart!"
Coakley
"Victor, I'm starting to think you may have become our tenant under false pretenses."
"DOOM WILL DESTROY RICHARDS!"
"Talking in the 3rd person should have tipped me off."
GlitterRock
Renting to Doom wasn't enough it seems. By the look of the hat, they're subleting the basement to the seventh Doctor!
Coakley
"We'll have to talk to Victor about his time-warping tendencies."
"You already did that."
"I did?"
GlitterRock
Tonight's Late Night Movie: "Mud Honey" starring Jenna Jameson and Der Golem.
Beedo
"Honey, you have to talk to Victor about his time-looping experiments."
"I already did. About 5,000 times by last count."
Coakley
"Victor, I don't like you using my credit card to order CDs."
"SILENCE! DOOM WILL ROCK THE MIC!"
Nyssa23
"Dr. Doom, I'd like to have a word with you about your tenancy here..."
"SILENCE, FOOL! DOOM SLEEPS!"
"Well, all righty then. Glad we could have this chat."
Soozcat
"Mom, Dad, we're in love. We're moving back to Der's homeland in the Prague ghetto and there's nothing you can say to stop me."
GlitterRock
"Madalla boodala...."
"What are you doing with Doom's spells??"
"Just trying a lil' magic, you know."
"Magic is not for fools!"
"What's this one? 'Love spell for Mena Suvari?'"
*taking book*